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April 15th, 2008

My Dad, the Sith Lord

written by Allan Branch


I was talking to my Dad (one of the greatest businessmen I know) the other day and I asked him to "give me a topic or a statement to blog about". He said "I dunno." I replied "How about your customers are always right?" He replied "People who talk in absolutes are always assholes and they always will be".

I hope you caught his sly joke.

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

3 Responses to “My Dad, the Sith Lord”

  1. Jörn Zaefferer April 15th, 2008

    I didn’t quite get the Sith reference, but the always-joke is great!

    Reminds me of this Austin Powers Joke0: There’s only two things I can’t stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.

    [0] http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Austin_Powers_in_Goldmember#Nigel_Powers

  2. Steven Bristol April 15th, 2008

    For those that don’t know:

    “Only the Sith deal in absolutes” -Obi-wan Kenobi

    Said to Anakin Skywalker in “Revenge of the Sith.”

    The nerd is strong with me. steve

  3. Rhea April 17th, 2008

    Wow. I work with uber nerds.

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